Greta: I'm going to name my daughter Elizabeth
Dad: Did you know I'll be her grandpa?
Greta: Yeah, you'll be a big old grandpa.
Austin: If your even still alive.
Olivia: (crying)
Mom: Where's your binky?
Olivia: Addy ook it.
(Daddy took it)
He's not even home. What a stinker.
Alina: Mom you said we were going to Halle and Jacks tomorrow, and today is tomorrow.
Mom: Yep you're right Alina we are going today.
Alina: You lied mom, today isn't tomorrow.
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Today isn't tomorrow. Wise beyond her years.
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