Feb-1-Olivia just said to me,
"Mom when baby Lincoln is almost here is your stomach going to be bigger
than your butt?" She's lucky she's so cute.
February 4- Livy: mom I just did
something awesome!
Then she shows me that she wrote the #6 and as I'm taking the picture she's singing in a cocky voice, "I'm a smarty pants, oh yeah."
Then she shows me that she wrote the #6 and as I'm taking the picture she's singing in a cocky voice, "I'm a smarty pants, oh yeah."
February 6-Livy was playing church
with her babies and I hear her say, "does anyone know how Jesus
died....(pause)...that's right he ate a poisonous apple."
I had to clarify the truth of how he died. She still
doesn't believe me.
February 6-It sure makes for a
humorous family scripture night when the 3 year old wants to read and the verse
she gets has the word a$$ in it, and then she misunderstands me on the next
part and says "freaking socks" instead of feed among his flocks.
February 8-A sure sign that our lazy
way of speaking confuses children. I found this note on Alina's door,
"Alina and Olivia's club, no boys allowed, busept dad."
February 8-Olivia: mom remember how
you grounded all the other kids today?
Me: No, I didn't ground them.
Olivia: yes you did...OK, OK, OK,OK..... If you say
okay then I'll stop stop saying ok, but if you don't I won't stop......OK, OK,
OK, OK OK OK OK OK
February 15th-Olivia: Mom
do you think when we go to the store everyone is going to stare at me because
I'm so cute in my new skirt?
Me: Yep Liv, I'm sure they will.
Olivia: Well then I'm mad at everyone, I don't want
them to stare at me.
Feb 21st-Liv-(pretend phone ringing) Hello....what do you want boyfriend?.......No I won't watch your cat, you don't even have a cat, DUH! (she hangs up).
Liv-(pretend phone rings again) What now boyfriend?......no I won't watch your baby I'm teaching school!
Me-Your boyfriend doesn't sound very nice why are you his girlfriend?
Liv-I'm not his girlfriend, he's just my boyfriend, DUH!
Feb 21st-Liv-(pretend phone ringing) Hello....what do you want boyfriend?.......No I won't watch your cat, you don't even have a cat, DUH! (she hangs up).
Liv-(pretend phone rings again) What now boyfriend?......no I won't watch your baby I'm teaching school!
Me-Your boyfriend doesn't sound very nice why are you his girlfriend?
Liv-I'm not his girlfriend, he's just my boyfriend, DUH!